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Nailing up a list of grievances
I posted this in a discussion thread about pet peeves a little while ago, but it is so long and I haven’t posted here in so long that I thought I’d share it here too. I canceled my Facebook account...
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Case of the Coffee Slurpers
I should probably mention before getting to the point, that I cannot make it through a single morning without a cup of coffee. The feel of it in my hand, the taste of it in my mouth, the smell of it…it...
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Batwings – The Unfortunate Side Effect of Sticky Balls
I’m a chick, and I know what you are doing… I’ve lived with My Much Better Half a few years now. I’ve never really thought anything of it, but every now and then, I catch him doing the following: 1.)...
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CINEMA RELATED GRIPE #1
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE I HATE WHEN YOU GO SEE SOME OBSCURE MOVIE AT THE CINEMA EIGHT WEEKS AFTER IT HAS COME OUT AND YOU ARE SITTING THERE ALL ALONE AND YOU’RE ALL LIKE YEAH THIS IS AWESOME AND START...
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The Gallon Jug Gym (and Everywhere Else) Douche
I’m not going to lie. I’m a very active chick and I’ve been going to the gym a long time. I am a freak of nature…I like eating broccoli and kale because it tastes good to me. And, I actually REALLY...
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Dilated Vaginas: The TV Show
OK so it’s not really called that but it might as well be. I’m talking about a TV Show in the UK called One Born Every Minute. Its basically a show that just shows women giving birth constantly. And...
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Headaches – the shittiest of all the aches
I used to think I could write about anything, anytime. Well apparently that’s bullshit because I’ve had a headache for two days and I can’t write for shit. Headaches are assholes, they’re like Satan...
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Sex, Love, and Murder – With Old People
Buckle up kids because things are about to get weird. This might sound odd but last night I entered into a conversation with a certain Mutant and a certain Cara about the infamous ‘Fuck, Marry, Kill’...
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Working With Numpties: Episode 1
Originally posted on If There’s Only Ten People in the Theater, Don’t Sit Near Me, Asshole:I work with three morons. Maybe that doesn’t say much for me, especially as they all get paid more than I do…...
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The top 10 actresses who irrationally annoy the shit out of me
Originally posted on Where The Wild Things Are:There are some actors and actresses that really make you want to see a film to the point where you will literally see anything they’re in...
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A cockroach at the wedding
Recently I was privileged to be involved with a community theater (I refuse to spell it with an “re;” this is Amuricah) production. This was a community project in every way: we were using the high...
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